'VIP' is lettered in bold black distressed type above a mock dictionary entry: '/vi-ai-pi/ acronym, Very Isolated Person (Previously known as too available. Now corrected.)'
For the one who used to say yes to everything and has since rebranded her availability entirely.
Why Format the Joke as a Dictionary Definition Instead of a Simple Statement?
A dictionary entry format frames the redefinition as official, like the meaning has actually changed on record, which fits the joke better than a casual line would, she's not apologizing for the shift, she's documenting it.
Printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717, a unisex garment-dyed t-shirt that's been washed to a soft, worn-in finish before it ever reaches you.
GARMENT DETAILS
- 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
- Relaxed unisex fit, runs slightly large; size down for a fitted feel
- Reinforced stitching at shoulders and collar
- Available in multiple colorways
PRINT + CARE
- DTG (direct-to-garment) printed in the USA
- Wash inside out in cold water | Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach | Iron over design with care
What Size Should I Order?
This is a relaxed, garment-dyed unisex fit that runs slightly generous. If you prefer a fitted look, size down one size from your usual; if you like extra room, order true to size.
How Is This Made and Shipped?
Every piece is DTG printed to order in the USA on Comfort Colors® garment-dyed fabric, then shipped within 3 to 7 business days. Because it's made to order, no two pieces are dyed exactly alike.
Etherlotus creates apparel for those who move through the world with awareness, one meaningful design at a time.
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