A crowned frog sits on a lily pad in a moonlit pond beside an hourglass, 'Currently buffering...' lettered in script above and 'MUST BE THE UNIVERSE' in bold type beneath.
For the one who's decided that whatever's taking so long to arrive must just be on cosmic WiFi.
Why Blame the Universe for the Delay Instead of Just Saying She's Waiting?
Turning buffering into a cosmic excuse instead of a technical one reframes waiting as something bigger than impatience, it's not that nothing's happening, it's that the universe is apparently taking its time getting the next part ready.
Printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717, a unisex garment-dyed t-shirt that's been washed to a soft, worn-in finish before it ever reaches you.
GARMENT DETAILS
- 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
- Relaxed unisex fit, runs slightly large; size down for a fitted feel
- Reinforced stitching at shoulders and collar
- Available in multiple colorways
PRINT + CARE
- DTG (direct-to-garment) printed in the USA
- Wash inside out in cold water | Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach | Iron over design with care
What Size Should I Order?
This is a relaxed, garment-dyed unisex fit that runs slightly generous. If you prefer a fitted look, size down one size from your usual; if you like extra room, order true to size.
How Is This Made and Shipped?
Every piece is DTG printed to order in the USA on Comfort Colors® garment-dyed fabric, then shipped within 3 to 7 business days. Because it's made to order, no two pieces are dyed exactly alike.
Etherlotus is wearable identity for the spiritually minded. Every piece is designed to spark a knowing nod from the right kind of stranger.
Free shipping on qualifying orders | Fulfilled and shipped within 3-7 business days