A tidy list, CRYSTALS. SAGE. CANDLES. MEDITATIONS. SOUL CONNECTIONS. POSITIVE VIBES. SELF LOVE., builds seriously before the last line crosses out 'REPEAT' and scribbles 'Procrastinate' in its place.
For the one with a fully stocked altar and an honest sense of humor about how often the actual practicing part gets skipped.
Why Build a Sincere Wellness List Just to Undercut It at the End?
The joke only works because the first seven lines play it completely straight, real spiritual tools most people actually own. Swapping 'repeat' for 'procrastinate' at the last second turns self-aware honesty into the punchline instead of pretending the routine is flawless.
Printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717, a unisex garment-dyed t-shirt that's been washed to a soft, worn-in finish before it ever reaches you.
GARMENT DETAILS
- 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
- Relaxed unisex fit, runs slightly large; size down for a fitted feel
- Reinforced stitching at shoulders and collar
- Available in multiple colorways
PRINT + CARE
- DTG (direct-to-garment) printed in the USA
- Wash inside out in cold water | Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach | Iron over design with care
What Size Should I Order?
This is a relaxed, garment-dyed unisex fit that runs slightly generous. If you prefer a fitted look, size down one size from your usual; if you like extra room, order true to size.
How Is This Made and Shipped?
Every piece is DTG printed to order in the USA on Comfort Colors® garment-dyed fabric, then shipped within 3 to 7 business days. Because it's made to order, no two pieces are dyed exactly alike.
Etherlotus is wearable identity for the spiritually minded. Every piece is designed to spark a knowing nod from the right kind of stranger.
Free shipping on qualifying orders | Fulfilled and shipped within 3-7 business days