Blame It On The Planets Comfort Colors® Unisex T-Shirt

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Blame It On The Planets Comfort Colors® Unisex T-Shirt

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Blame It On The Planets Comfort Colors® Unisex T-Shirt

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🔮 6.1 oz heavyweight 100% US ring spun cotton • Soft-washed garment-dyed fabric • Substantial feel • Gets softer with every wash

🔮 Relaxed fit, seamless body — unhurried and grounded, moves with you through meditation, yoga, and everything between

🔮 100% ring spun cotton — dense, breathable, and impossibly soft against skin that's been carrying a lot

🔮 Garment-dyed with Pigment Pure™ — a cleaner dye process that uses 3× less water and zero salt, so what you wear sits lighter on the planet too

🔮 Each piece carries its own character — the garment-dyeing process infuses subtle variation into every garment, making yours one of a kind

🔮 Runs true to size — size up for a relaxed oversized fit

🔮 OEKO-TEX® certified • Cotton USA — printed, packaged, and handled with care (US), ethically prepared for your sacred wardrobe

🕊️ Care Rituals — keep your tee soft, vibrant, and energetically clear with these simple steps:
🕊️ Wash inside-out — protect the print’s aura.
🕊️Cold water, gentle cycle — preserve fiber frequency.
🕊️Mild, fragrance-free detergent — keep energetic clarity.
🕊️Skip extra spins — avoid stress on the threads.
🕊️Air dry or low heat — let it gently recharge.
🕊️Iron inside-out, low heat — never on the print.
🕊️Fold & store away from sun — shield color & chi.

🕊️Pro tip: wash with a moment of gratitude. ✨

Shipping — divine timing, efficient

🌙 FREE SHIPPING on orders over $85.99
🌙 Orders are typically processed and shipped within 7 business days of placing your order.

🌙 Once shipped, allow 2–5 business days for standard delivery (times vary by location).

🌙 Shipping rates may be weight-based.

Returns — handled with care

🔆 Our intention is that you love your order. Every piece is prepared with mindful attention.

🔆 All items are made-to-order or limited-run and are typically non-returnable; please contact us if something isn’t right and we’ll help.

🔆 Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund or replacement.

🔆 Refund requests must be submitted within 30 days of the purchase date.

Refund Eligibility

🪄 Item arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect.

🪄 Request made within 30 days from purchase.

🪄 Item must be unused and returned in the same condition in which you received it (include original tags/packaging when possible).

To start a return or report an issue, please contact support@etherlotus.com with your order number and photos of the item.

This refund policy is subject to change. If anything feels off, contact us — we’ll help restore balance.

A glittering disco-ball Saturn spins with its rings catching the light, 'Blame It On' curling above in bubble script and 'the Planets' arched below in bold retro type.

For the one who would rather laugh it off and blame Saturn than actually explain themselves.

What's the Joke Behind 'Blame It On the Planets'?

Astrology gets blamed for a lot of behavior, moods, decisions, entire personalities, and this design leans all the way into that habit with a wink, turning Saturn itself into a literal disco ball. It's astrology aesthetic with a self-aware, dance-floor sense of humor.

Printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717, a unisex garment-dyed t-shirt that's been washed to a soft, worn-in finish before it ever reaches you.

GARMENT DETAILS

100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz)
Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
Relaxed unisex fit, runs slightly large; size down for a fitted feel
Reinforced stitching at shoulders and collar
Available in multiple colorways

PRINT + CARE

DTG (direct-to-garment) printed in the USA
Wash inside out in cold water | Tumble dry low
Do not bleach | Iron over design with care

What Size Should I Order?

This is a relaxed, garment-dyed unisex fit that runs slightly generous. If you prefer a fitted look, size down one size from your usual; if you like extra room, order true to size.

How Is This Made and Shipped?

Every piece is DTG printed to order in the USA on Comfort Colors® garment-dyed fabric, then shipped within 3 to 7 business days. Because it's made to order, no two pieces are dyed exactly alike.

Etherlotus is an independent apparel brand rooted in spiritual identity and quiet self-expression. Every design is created to be worn as an extension of your inner world.

Free shipping on qualifying orders | Fulfilled and shipped within 3-7 business days

HIGH-FREQUENCY COMFORT

Designed as a high-vibrational vessel, this 6.1 oz heavyweight tee grounds you from the outside in — a reminder that being present has weight. Woven from 100% US ring spun cotton and soft-washed through the Pigment Pure™ garment-dyeing process, it drapes with the broken-in ease of something you've worn a thousand times before, starting day one.

We use high-quality, fabric-infused inks — creating a fade-resistant, breathable, soft-touch print that won't block your energy (no plastic feel). It is pre-shrunk, seamless-bodied with a relaxed unisex fit, and certified OEKO-TEX® and Made With Respect® — because what you put on your body matters as much as what you put in it.

Each piece carries its own subtle variation from the garment-dyeing process. Yours will be exactly that — yours.

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At EtherLotus, we treat every customer like part of our tribe. You can count on quick replies, smooth resolutions, and good energy every step of the way.

Our 30-day guarantee protects your peace of mind so you can shop with total confidence. If something feels off—we’ll make it right, no questions asked.

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THE CONSCIOUS DIFFERENCE

A somatic experience you can actually feel

Family-owned • USA-based • Ethically Sourced

The Etherlotus Way

You're exactly where you need to be. And you're not alone.

We create high-vibrational apparel for souls who are curious about the cosmos, drawn to the mysteries, and ready to explore what lies beneath the surface, whether you're just beginning to ask the deeper questions or you've been walking this path for years. Every piece we make is a signal to your people: the seekers, the sensitive souls, the ones who speak the language of energy and intention.

When you wear Etherlotus, you're saying: I see you. I'm one of you. There's space here for all of us.

Founded on the belief that what you wear can shift how you feel, we blend premium comfort with purposeful design. Each collection honors a different facet of awareness, from grounding in nature to aligning with the stars, because your journey isn't linear, and neither is ours. We're here to create clothing that meets you wherever you are: in the stillness, in the transformation, in the everyday magic of just being human.

This is your invitation. Your community. Your frequency.

Welcome home.

— The Etherlotus Founders 🪷